{"id":1749,"date":"2015-07-14T17:21:30","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T17:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/141080.com\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2016-10-18T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:31:37","slug":"sex-auf-schwabisch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/sex-auf-schwabisch\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex in Swabian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Swabians are known for being quite... let's say \u201efrugal.\u201c Here's an interesting way to save on expensive hotel costs. <!--more-->and even gets subsidies \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#e5e54c;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#FFFF66;border-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;\">\n<p>A couple from Stuttgart is sitting with the therapist.<\/p>\n<p>The therapist asks: \u201eWhat can I do for you?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The man replies, \u201eWould you please watch us have sex?\u201c The therapist is astonished by this request but agrees.<\/p>\n<p>When the couple is finished, the therapist says, \u201eI'm sorry, but I don't find anything extraordinary about the way you have sex\u201c and charges them 80 EUR for the session.<\/p>\n<p>In the following quarter, the same thing happens: The couple comes twice a week, has sex, pays the 80 EUR, and leaves again.<\/p>\n<p>After a few weeks, the therapist asks, \u201eExcuse me for asking, but what exactly are you trying to figure out?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Sagt der Mann: \u201c Nix&#8230;! Aber sie isch verheiratet, zu ihr k\u00f6nnet mer net, i bin au verheiratet, zu mir k\u00f6nnet mer also au net. Das Holiday Inn verlangt 150 EUR f\u00fcr oi Zimmer, des Graf Zeppelin 360 EUR.<\/p>\n<p>When you come to me, we will have:<br \/>\nA Gut's Alibi<br \/>\n2. it only costs us \u20ac80 and<br \/>\n3. The health insurance reimburses us 67.60 EUR.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swabians are known for being quite... let's say \u201efrugal.\u201c Here's an interesting way to save on expensive hotel costs.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1752,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[17,159],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-spass","tag-witz","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}