{"id":2355,"date":"2015-10-25T18:02:25","date_gmt":"2015-10-25T17:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/141080.com\/?p=2355"},"modified":"2016-10-18T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:31:37","slug":"losungsorientiertes-golfen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/losungsorientiertes-golfen\/","title":{"rendered":"Solution-oriented golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Solution-oriented golfing and what the engineer makes of it.<!--more--><div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#e5e54c;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#FFFF66;border-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;\">\n<p>A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing golf. At one hole, they have to wait an extremely long time for a group of golfers who are obviously playing very slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Sie sprechen ihren Caddy darauf an. &#8222;Ah&#8220;, sagt dieser, &#8222;das sind die Feuerwehrleute, die einst den Golfclub vor der Zerst\u00f6rung bewahrt haben. Sie haben bei den L\u00f6scharbeiten ihr Augenlicht verloren, und als Dank d\u00fcrfen sie hier lebenslang kostenlos spielen.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Arzt: &#8222;Wie schrecklich! Ich werde mal einen Kollegen fragen, ob er Ihnen mit einer Augenoperation helfen kann.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Priester: &#8222;Um Himmels willen, die armen M\u00e4nner. Ich werde sie in meine Gebet mit einschliessen.&#8220; sagt der Priester.<\/p>\n<p>Der Ingenieur: &#8222;Und warum k\u00f6nnen diese Leute nicht nachts spielen?&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Solution-oriented golfing and what the engineer makes of it.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2223,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[257,135,159],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-golf","tag-ingenieur","tag-witz","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}