{"id":2355,"date":"2015-10-25T18:02:25","date_gmt":"2015-10-25T17:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/141080.com\/?p=2355"},"modified":"2016-10-18T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:31:37","slug":"solution-oriented-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/losungsorientiertes-golfen\/","title":{"rendered":"Solution-oriented golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Solution-oriented golfing and what the engineer makes of it.<!--more--><div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#e5e54c;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#FFFF66;border-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;\">\n<p>A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing golf. At one hole, they have to wait an extremely long time for a group of golfers who are obviously playing very slowly.<\/p>\n<p>You address your caddy about it. \u201eAh,\u201c he says, \u201ethose are the firefighters who once saved the golf club from destruction. They lost their eyesight during the fire fighting, and as a thank you, they are allowed to play here for free for life.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The doctor: \u201eHow terrible! I'll ask a colleague if he can help you with eye surgery.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>The priest: \u201eFor heaven's sake, the poor men. I will include them in my prayers,\u201c says the priest.<\/p>\n<p>The engineer: \u201eAnd why can't these people play at night?\u201c<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Solution-oriented golfing and what the engineer makes of it.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2223,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[257,135,159],"class_list":["post-2355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-golf","tag-ingenieur","tag-witz","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}