Politics is known to be not exactly a transparent topic. So here for you, the election campaign explained easily\u2026<\/p>\n
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A politician was run over in a traffic accident and goes to heaven.<\/p>\n
He arrives at Heaven's Gate, and since the politician was very influential, Peter offers him: \u201eWe'll give you a choice: You'll spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. After that, you can choose where you want to go.\u201c<\/p>\n
Peter brings the politician to an elevator and they ride down to hell.<\/p>\n
The politician goes inside and sees all his friends. They greet him, play golf, sit by the swimming pool, in the restaurant, people are eating, drinking, listening to music, playing cards, and even the devil is sitting and laughing with them. In the evening, there's dancing, and everyone is having a good time.<\/p>\n
The next day, Peter arrives and they go to paradise. There, the politician sees people sitting on white clouds, playing harps, listening to music; everything is calm and cozy.<\/p>\n
A day later, Peter comes and asks, \u201eHave you decided?\u201c<\/p>\n
The politician says: \u201eYes, even though paradise is very beautiful, I want to go to hell, it's much livelier there.\u201c<\/p>\n
Peter takes him back downstairs, knocks on the door, and at that moment, two hands pull the politician inside.<\/p>\n
He stands in the middle of the desert, it is scorching hot, his friends are wearing torn clothes and collecting dung. The devil comes, gives him a bag, and tells him to collect dung too.<\/p>\n
The politician asks completely confused, \u201eWhat happened to the golf course, the restaurant, the swimming pool, and the music?\u201c<\/p>\n
The devil replies: \u201eYesterday was election campaigning \u2013 today is after the election...\u201c<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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