{"id":4140,"date":"2017-01-08T11:40:46","date_gmt":"2017-01-08T10:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/141080.com\/?p=4140"},"modified":"2017-01-08T11:41:20","modified_gmt":"2017-01-08T10:41:20","slug":"wahlkampf-leicht-erklart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wahlkampf-leicht-erklart\/","title":{"rendered":"Election campaign explained simply"},"content":{"rendered":"

Politics is known to be not exactly a transparent topic. So here for you, the election campaign explained easily\u2026<\/p>\n

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A politician was run over in a traffic accident and goes to heaven.<\/p>\n

Er trifft am Himmelstor ein und da der Politiker sehr einflussreich war, bietet ihm Petrus an: „Wir werden dir die Wahl geben: Einen Tag wirst du in der H\u00f6lle sein und einen Tag im Himmel. Danach kannst du w\u00e4hlen, wohin du willst.“<\/p>\n

Peter brings the politician to an elevator and they ride down to hell.<\/p>\n

The politician goes inside and sees all his friends. They greet him, play golf, sit by the swimming pool, in the restaurant, people are eating, drinking, listening to music, playing cards, and even the devil is sitting and laughing with them. In the evening, there's dancing, and everyone is having a good time.<\/p>\n

The next day, Peter arrives and they go to paradise. There, the politician sees people sitting on white clouds, playing harps, listening to music; everything is calm and cozy.<\/p>\n

Einen Tag sp\u00e4ter kommt Petrus und fragt: „Hast du dich entschlossen?“<\/p>\n

Der Politiker sagt: „Ja, obwohl es im Paradies sehr sch\u00f6n ist, will ich in die H\u00f6lle, dort ist viel mehr los.“<\/p>\n

Peter takes him back downstairs, knocks on the door, and at that moment, two hands pull the politician inside.<\/p>\n

He stands in the middle of the desert, it is scorching hot, his friends are wearing torn clothes and collecting dung. The devil comes, gives him a bag, and tells him to collect dung too.<\/p>\n

Der Politiker fragt v\u00f6llig verwirrt: „Was ist mit dem Golfplatz, mit dem Restaurant, dem Schwimmbad und der Musik passiert?“<\/p>\n

Da antwortet der Teufel: „Gestern war Wahlkampf – heute ist nach der Wahl…“<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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