{"id":811,"date":"2015-06-22T16:14:04","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T16:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/141080.com\/?p=811"},"modified":"2016-10-18T13:32:08","modified_gmt":"2016-10-18T11:32:08","slug":"wie-man-als-ingenieur-geld-verdient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wie-man-als-ingenieur-geld-verdient\/","title":{"rendered":"How to make money as an engineer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone expecting a serious contribution here is unfortunately mistaken =) I found a joke on my hard drive that I<!--more--> euch nicht vorenthalten m\u00f6chte. Ist das nicht eine coole Gesch\u00e4ftsidee, um als Ingenieur Geld zu verdienen? hahaaaaa&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"su-note\"  style=\"border-color:#e5e54c;\"><div class=\"su-note-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\" style=\"background-color:#FFFF66;border-color:#ffffff;color:#333333;\">\n<p>An engineer who has been unemployed for a long time decides to open a medical practice.<br \/>\nHe hangs a sign on the front door with the following inscription:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;F\u00fcr 500 EUR garantiere ich Ihnen, Ihre Krankheit zu heilen. Falles es mit nicht gelingen sollte, bekommen Sie 1.000 EUR.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>A doctor by training thinks it would be easy to earn 1,000 EUR here and therefore visits the newly opened practice.<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Ich habe meinen Geschmackssinn verloren.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur:&#8220;Schwester, bringen Sie mir bitte die Medizin aus der Schachtel mit der Aufschrift &#8217;22&#8216; und verabreichen Sie unserem Patientien drei Tropfen davon.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>The sister does as she is told.<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Pfui, das ist ja Benzin!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur: &#8222;Herzlichen Gl\u00fcckwunsch! Sie haben Ihren Geschmackssinn zur\u00fcck. Das macht dann 500 EUR.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor is angry, pays the 500 EUR, and leaves the practice. After a few days, he returns.<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Ich habe mein Ged\u00e4chtnis verloren. Ich kann mich an nichts mehr erinnern.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur:&#8220;Schwester, bringen Sie mir bitte die Medizin aus der Schachtel mit der Aufschrift &#8217;22&#8216; und verabreichen Sie unserem Patientien drei Tropfen davon.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;22? Das ist doch Benzin!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur: &#8222;Herzlichen Gl\u00fcckwunsch! Sie haben Ihr Ged\u00e4chtnis wiedererlangt. Das macht dann 500 EUR.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor pays through clenched teeth and leaves the practice. A few days later, he returns, determined to get his lost money back.<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Meine Sehkraft hat stark nachgelassen. Ich erkenne nur noch Umrisse!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur: &#8222;Nun, daf\u00fcr habe ich leider kein geeignetes Medikament. Sie bekommen deshalb, wie versprochen die 1.000 EUR.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>He gives him two 5 EUR notes.<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Moment, das sind doch nur 10 EUR!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ingenieur: &#8222;Herzlichen Gl\u00fcckwunsch! Sie haben Ihr Sehverm\u00f6gen wieder. Das macht dann 500 EUR.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>And what do we learn from this? Don't mess with an engineer \ud83d\ude42<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone expecting a serious contribution here is unfortunately mistaken =) I found a joke on my hard drive that I<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":812,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[136,135,17],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","tag-geld-verdienen","tag-ingenieur","tag-spass","infinite-scroll-item","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wandernotizen.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}